1. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Tumblr Loves Halloween 

    (via queerballoon)

     
  2. (Source: headrubs, via tyleroakley)

     
  3. trying-toloveordinary:

    theagencylimited:

    Love this promotional work for Science World.

    THE MOSQUITO THING EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

    (via serlux)

     
  4. genderoftheday:

    Today’s Gender of the day is: A cool snowman

     
  5. humansofnewyork:

    "I was carrying a steel pipe at work, and it brushed up against an electrical wire. When I woke up, I saw that everything was gone, and I just started crying. It’s like I’m a kid again. They clean me, they put me to bed, they wipe my butt, and they even hold my birdie when I pee. I’ve been begging for money in this same spot for 20 years. All that I can do is try to get my bread every day until God decides to take me home."

    (Mexico City, Mexico)

     

  6. killbenedictcumberbatch:

    xiumeme:

    when your whole crew’s outfits are on point

    image

    i literally cannot think of a worse example than this

    (Source: cnu2, via serlux)

     
  7. (Source: globalhumor, via serlux)

     
  8. tylerchokely:

    titties-of-death:

    What is this from?

    the bible

    (Source: ffifthharmony, via akihikobooty)

     
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  10. stubbom:

    Please. Siri

    (via agentrodgers)

     
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  12. genderoftheday:

    Today’s Gender of the day is: Sports!

     

  13. paradox221bbakerstreet:

    I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’

    (via the-devils-domain)

     
  14. mentalalchemy:

    fungii:

    thank god for the norwegian language

    full fart

    (via serlux)

     
  15. sensitive-chest-raisin:

    I TOLD YOU FUCKERS I’D DO IT IF I GOT 100 NOTES AND ONE KID NOTICED UR WELCOME

    (via serlux)