1. skeletism:


    free them

    prisoners of the skeleton war

    (via the-devils-domain)

  2. hempest719:


    Lazy record store employee

    Get a job, you lazy hippies!

    (via peaceful-sensation)

  3. Mila Kunis in Seventeen Magazine, 1999.

    (Source: femburton, via peaceful-sensation)

  4. (Source: fyeahtaylor, via georgeslays)


  5. zombie-prince:


    Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

    Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

    I thought that was cocaine

    (via peaceful-sensation)

  6. catgotyoururl:

    This is so sad

    (Source: rawunmedicatedheartt, via catsbeforefrats)

  7. sir-hathaway:

    The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

    (Source: odinsblog, via catsbeforefrats)


    1. Doctors: Teenagers brains don't fully work until 10am.
    2. Schools: Let's start at 8.
    3. Doctors: But-
    4. Schools: Ya 8 sounds good.
    5. Doctors: ...
    6. Schools: Why are all these students failing?
    7. Schools: Why are they always so tired?
    8. Schools: Why is everyone so stressed out?
    9. Doctors: Fuck you.
    10. Students: I wanna die.
  8. makemysoulache:

    Shots fired

    (via queerballoon)


  9. At the groceries store



    Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

    Seller: I dont understand

    Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

    those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

    (via queerballoon)


  10. spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:


    “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”


    not even risking that shit

    (via peaceful-sensation)

  11. khaleesi:



    fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

    his head disappears omg

    bless this post

    (via peaceful-sensation)


  12. mattkeanshair:




    You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

    by Fall Out Boy

    if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

    by Panic! At The Disco

    (Source: fingerblaster113, via admiral-toast)

  13. snazzapplesweet:






    which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

    yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

    in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

    That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

    When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

    I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

    (via admiral-toast)