when ppl screenie and post their conversations n theyre the 1 who said somethin funny i get secondhand embarrassment
I’m hilarious, I can’t help it
this is so ambiguous tho i could be playing chess in bed with a guy i could be skyping robert mugabe in bed with a guy i could be tap dancing in bed with a guy literally the possibilities are almost endless
this one time, me and my family were sitting at dinner and I had to give grace and my uncle dared me to rap Nicki Minaj’s line in Monster and I did and at the end my aunt just looked at me straight in the eye and said “tomorrow we’re taking you to go talk to the Father at church” and that was how I was labeled as possessed
Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.
can someone make this a bumper sticker
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures